12-Pack: Women's Socks

  • Socks. For women. Or whoever, really.
  • Half a dozen “normal” pairs, half a dozen “wacky” ones, though they’re all retina-searingly bright
  • One size fits most, so you’re going to feel like a real freak if they don’t fit you
  • OK, fits sizes ~6-10; our own @troy tried them on and he’s a men’s size 10
  • Model: VHT10529-L, VHT10302.L (That’s no typo, they really have a hyphen in the first model number and a period in the second. Are they daring, avant-garde artists pushing the fringes of the model number space, or are they just idiots? The line is often so thin.)
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We're BiSocksual

We sell socks surprisingly often, and each time a chorus of Mehers in the comments demand one thing: Women’s Socks.

Hey all you buyers of meh - be nice if you remembered that your female customers also have feet and having women’s sized socks would be nice.
@Kidsandliz

I love socks. I love high quality socks. However, I do not love that meh never seems to have socks for women.
@MaggieRaine

Well, Maggie, Liz, Kids, et al.: It’s time to put your money where your keyboards were and buy some of these, which, by the irrefutable evidence of saying so in the name, are women’s socks.

Of course, this is the internet, so we expect a resounding chorus of complaints about these in the comments. In order to help identify and catalog them, we have created a Field Guide Of Anticipated Complaints About These Socks:

Complaint 1.a. “When I asked for women’s socks I didn’t mean shitty ones.”
Complaint 1.b. “C’mon Meh, when you sell some men’s socks for once?”
Complaint 1.c. “Hopefully the future is not this representation of what it means to be female.”

Complaint 2.a. “These are too expensive.”
Complaint 2.b. “These seem too cheap.”
Complain 2.c. “These are an insult to capitalism.”

Complaint 3.a. “I’m homosocksual so not interested”
Complaint 3.b. “I’m darned-sure not gonna buy these”
Complaint 3.c. “These sock.”

Complaint 4.a. “/giphy gag me with a spoon”
Complaint 4.b. “Meh.”
Complaint 4.c. “guess it’s time to cancel my VMP”
Complaint 4.d. “These are so bad I actually wish Meh was selling pearls instead.”

As you spot these complaints, go ahead and tag them with the appropriate designation. And feel free to categorize your own. Internet complaint cataloging is a living, breathing space made stronger by all who contribute.

So far today...

  • 69217 of you visited.
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  • 5505 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

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  • That’s $14397 total.
  • (including shipping)

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