Away Message

Hello, and thank you for visiting Meh. Unfortunately, we are not available to take your orders right now, because this is our 6th birthday, and we’ve decided to give ourselves the greatest gift of all: a goddamn break.

What we’re saying is we’re taking the day off and celebrating by drinking mimosas in a field of socially-distant hot tubs while a number of stunt pilots put on an air show for us.

But while we won’t have any products on offer here, we were able to get some special sales we set up over on our recently(ish) relaunched brother-site, SideDeal:

• Outdoor Compatible Indoor Simulation Kit
• Beans, Bean Accessories, & Bean Security Items
• Chair Denial Kit
• Things For Cutting Pizza Or Not Cutting Pizza Or Maybe Cutting Pizza
• The Perfect Traditional Fenwickshire Hammelsmith Day Kit
• Accessories for Cooking and Un-Cooking Spaghetti
• Oh No, Carl’s Drunk And Creating Sales Events Again
• Cabbage Transport & Care
• Upgrade Your Ecco The Dolphin Playing Experience
• Regrettable Wrist Tattoo Solutions
• Cast Members For Your All-Earbud Stop Motion Animation Remake Of Air Bud
• Stuff That’ll Make Your Dad Say, “Well, Now I’ve Heard Everything!”

Please enjoy these great sales events for the time being! Or maybe head over to Mediocritee and grab some shirts.

Tomorrow we’ll be back to our old shenanigans (though likely with a slight hangover)!