Product: 144-Pack: HumanKindGlow Hydrocolloid Acne Patches
Model: 63424023465
Condition: New
Our Magic heart pimple patches help restore and heal your skin.
Making acne less severe
Controlling redness, oiliness, dark pigmentation, and sebum (a waxy substance that your skin releases).
Hydrocolloid patches help heal skin cells quicker because of their antibacterial properties and perform better than other commercial non-hydrocolloid acne patches.
144 - hmmm - will I have 144 pimples before they expire? Me thinks no- but I thought only micro penises were made for these “heart shaped pimple patches” … me wrong?
It has been hot minute since I was a teenager, but I don’t think I would have purposefully wanted to draw attention to the fact I had a pimple. I guess that is why they went with bandage color versus neons?
If your zit can be popped, pop it. If it is angry and inflamed, buy some salicylic acid-based acne treatment. Or, crush up some aspirin and put it on the spot if you don’t have acne products.
Draw a heart on your face with a sharpie to let everyone know you have/had a zit.
@KNmeh7 Never heard the aspirin trick before. And idk I think it’s nice the new gen isn’t as embarrassed about zits, or at least are like “make em cute!”
I had 20 years of adult acne that responded to nothing but daily antibiotics or daily accutane (which never made a permanent change). Both of those are bad to take long term (and the latter is especially hard on the liver).
Then, at age 40, I discovered something that works incredibly well: kava. It has a known side effect of drying out your skin, to the point that you can get flaky weirdness if you use too much for too long. But as a sleep aid or just a post-work beer replacement once in a while, that’s enough to keep my oily skin tamed.
Specs
Product: 144-Pack: HumanKindGlow Hydrocolloid Acne Patches
Model: 63424023465
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$50.94 (for 144) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jun 8 - Wednesday, Jun 10
Toothpaste is a heck of a lot cheaper bro
@retro603 I didn’t know pimples had teeth …
/showme Close up of human face with pimple that has full set of teeth.
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@mediocrebot Verrry Corinthian.
@retro603 I didn’t know pimples had teeth …
/showme Close up of human face with pimple that has full set of teeth.
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@mediocrebot Oops, I am sorry. I had problems doing the showme and ended up doing it twice. The “joy” of using smart crap instead of a proper PC.
@cfg83 @mediocrebot Well, that bites
@cfg83 YUCK!
ಠ_ಠ
@Kyeh Yeah, and it’s worse when the pimple’s mouth is full and they are talking. Don’t worry, I won’t go there.
@cfg83 Whew.
Cute. I’m about to run out of the MightyPatch ones I got here a while back. I also like these because they’re nice for tiny cuts.
/giphy reflective-onerous-nacho
144 - hmmm - will I have 144 pimples before they expire? Me thinks no- but I thought only micro penises were made for these “heart shaped pimple patches” … me wrong?
@mcemanuel Yeah, I was thinking about my projected pimple count as well. We need to figure out other “pimple-adjacent” applications.
@mcemanuel 144 pimples would be a gross number of them!
/showme an image of a stereotypical pimple faced teenager whose face is covered with these little white heart shaped pimple patches.
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@mediocrebot @shanesny Missed some spots.
@mediocrebot @phendrick @shanesny Maybe you have to sing the beers on the wall song, except pimples on the face.
Perfect
I was lucky that Acme wasn’t a problem for me during those years!
@mycya4me Are you The Roadrunner?
@phendrick Nope, just the I had no problems with Pimples during the Young & Stupid years!
What is a proorss?? Quicker healing proorss??
It has been hot minute since I was a teenager, but I don’t think I would have purposefully wanted to draw attention to the fact I had a pimple. I guess that is why they went with bandage color versus neons?
If your zit can be popped, pop it. If it is angry and inflamed, buy some salicylic acid-based acne treatment. Or, crush up some aspirin and put it on the spot if you don’t have acne products.
Draw a heart on your face with a sharpie to let everyone know you have/had a zit.
@KNmeh7 Never heard the aspirin trick before. And idk I think it’s nice the new gen isn’t as embarrassed about zits, or at least are like “make em cute!”
@caalsio @KNmeh7 These are a whole lot better than the nasty “flesh”-colored ointment in a tube they used to sell for pimples back when I had any.
I had 20 years of adult acne that responded to nothing but daily antibiotics or daily accutane (which never made a permanent change). Both of those are bad to take long term (and the latter is especially hard on the liver).
Then, at age 40, I discovered something that works incredibly well: kava. It has a known side effect of drying out your skin, to the point that you can get flaky weirdness if you use too much for too long. But as a sleep aid or just a post-work beer replacement once in a while, that’s enough to keep my oily skin tamed.
I just paid $15 for 32 of the star ones (different brand) because my kid uses these constantly. This is a good deal!
Man, don’t drag Georgia Red into this . . .
Will i ever get my order?
/Showme lost package that has traveled to both ends of america
@bravowhiskey ping them at meh.com/support
/showme a lost package that has traveled to both ends of America
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