Have Yourself A Mehrry Little Christmas

Yes, we’ve been selling potential gifts for about a month–or even more than that, if your friends and family want Foodsavers and Shark Vacuums for Christmas–and yes, we just sold gift bags yesterday. But we haven’t had a chance to really get into that holiday spirit yet, to deck the virtual halls and exchange virtual kisses under the virtual mistletoe while drinking virtual eggnog with just a splash of virtual whisky in it.

That’s why, for this edition of Screenprint Sunday, we thought we’d kick off our true seasonal celebrations with a classic Christmas sweater… printed t-shirt. As often is the case, there are a couple options. This time, your choice is all about what you want: a Christmas-y looking Meh shirt, or a Meh-y looking Christmas shirt.

Now you’re probably thinking, I should wear one of these caroling. But then, you’re also probably thinking, Will wearing a shirt from a site called “Meh” undercut the cheeriness of the songs? The answer is yes. But, we say, instead of changing your shirt to fit the carols, why not change the carols to match your shirt?

That’s right, we’re advocating for you to make your favorite Christmas carols a little more mediocre this season. For example, you could sing:

• Sighlent Night
• Ambling Around The Christmas Tree
• Santa Claus Is Skyping Into Town
• O(Kay), Holy Night
• All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (Or A Gift Card of Comparable Value)
• Little Pre-Programed Drum Beat
• Rudolph The Standard-Reindeer-Nose-Colored-Nosed Reindeer
• O Little Town of Bethlehem’s 3rd Largest Suburb
• It’s A Middle-Of-The-Road Time Of Year, In Terms Of Wonderfulness
• Grandma Got Pulled Over By A Reindeer
• The Fifth Noel
• Do They Know It’s Christmas? Follow-Up: Do They Know Anywhere Open For Coffee Between Here And My Parents’ House?

Those are a few of our suggestions. If you’ve got some mediocre Christmas carol ideas of your own you’d like to put forward, please feel free to do so in the comments. Otherwise, celebrate the season by getting one of these Meh Christmas Sweater T-shirt. Or even better, get both!