The Mehtionary

jst1ofknd thought this was worth mentioning said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 8:39am ET

If one doesn’t already exist (and I didn’t bother with looking) then I hereby create the meh dictionary. Define the meh words used. I’ll get us started with easy ones. Feel free to correct me and add new ones.

Mehployee: Someone that works for meh.

Mehtizens: People that inhabit the meh forum.

Mehsumers: People that buy from meh.

Mehnday: The day it is now.

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rtjhnstn said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 11:08am ET:

Mehbe: A statement of indecision

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tnhillbillygal said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 11:10am ET:

Meh-ter: device measuring how grumpy all the mehsumers are about what is offered that day.

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carl669 said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 12:00pm ET:

Mehtropolis: city in which a mehtizen lives

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carl669 said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 12:01pm ET:

Mehcronomicon: the book of mediocrity

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- mediocrity?? fuck you. so say we all.
  
  mehcronomicon said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 12:02pm ET
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- @carl669 it should be where @deathbynoodlez’s wishes for meh face pop sockets go
  
  reclaimercube said Sun, Nov 25th 2018 at 1:19am ET
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- @carl669 @reclaimercube I do wish for them
  
  deathbynoodlez said Sun, Nov 25th 2018 at 1:34am ET
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medz said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 4:37pm ET:

meh-rathon: woot off rip off

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jst1ofknd said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 7:32pm ET:

Mehderators: Moderators of the meh forum.

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medz said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 7:50pm ET:

Mehsticular: …

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mfladd said Mon, Nov 19th 2018 at 9:45pm ET:

For some reason I came here looking for something about the mehtionary position.

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shahnm said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 12:26am ET:

Bath…

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shahnm said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 12:28am ET:

Batteries…

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mike808 said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 1:59am ET:

Mehsterbaiter: a senior writer of Meh item writeups

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mike808 said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 2:01am ET:

Mehxperience: that sinking realization you feel after receiving your three-word purchase confirmation code.

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mike808 said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 2:04am ET:

Mehxtasy: that fleeting feeling of euphoria you feel using the /buy meh code. Usually followed by mehxperience.

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mike808 said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 2:08am ET:

Mehmber: a Mehtizen that pays a monthly fee because … I forget.

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- @mike808 Lately, not for much benefit at all…
  
  PhysAssist said Sun, Nov 25th 2018 at 2:52am ET
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mike808 said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 2:13am ET:
Homehny:
1. Unsalted grits without butter, bacon, or a poached/over easy egg
2. A question as to quantity
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TheFLP said Tue, Nov 20th 2018 at 8:33am ET:

Goat Emehritus: a former Goat.

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TheFLP said Sun, Nov 25th 2018 at 1:12am ET:
Non-negoatable:
1. When it absolutely, positively has to be blamed on the Goat
2. Not subject to unblame
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rtjhnstn said Sun, Nov 25th 2018 at 7:01am ET:

@RedOak
Mehpropos?

Water bottle/tumbler, check. Is or consumes AAA batteries, check.
Multipack, check. Random selection, check. Fits in a (large) stocking,
check. Built in speaker, perhaps in the future. (It has a power supply
after all)

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mike808 said Sun, Nov 25th 2018 at 9:35am ET:

These are all examples of portmehnteaus and mehlapropisms.

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