Marc Anthony Texturing Beach Spray (8.4oz)

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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“The year was 1989,” said Cliff Sr. “I was voted top cliff ranger of the Northwest. Paul was named best in the Southeast. Johnny, the Northeast, Jimbo, the Southwest. Rice was best in Canada.”

“I don’t get it,” said Cliff.

“We were the best of the best, but there were still blindspots in each of our approaches to cliff oversight,” said Cliff Sr. “So we combined our DNA and created you: the ultimate cliff ranger.”

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