LifeStraw Go 24oz Stainless Steel Insulated Water Filter Bottle
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Our Take
- Insulated bottle with built-in filtration
- Designed for travel and everyday use
- You’re basically a survivalist now
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
Summer’s Soft Launch
Water is always available when you do your best not to get more than 50 feet from the kitchen for a winter week at a time. Now you’re out more, away from the easy stuff, and suddenly it’s something you have to plan around—lest you take the risk of a water fountain or face bottled water extortion in a pinch.
Summer is coming, which means sand, surf, and the planet tilting just enough toward the sun to make you a little cranky and the car way too hot in the driveway. At least you don’t have to face it empty-handed. Winter had its issues. Summer will have its own.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
