Lifepro Plush Deep Tissue Hand Massager with Heat

  • You stick your hand in the box
  • Except with this box, there isn’t pain inside
  • In this box there’s comfort
  • In this box there’s pleasure
  • Pleasure is the Mind-Thriller
  • In the year 10,191 and boxes will cause pain, clearly a dystopian future
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Gifts and Gift Alternatives: a Meh-rathon

You could give this as a gift. OR! You could give a box of snuff and a word of warning about oil futures.

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