Libratone Zipp 360° Bluetooth/WiFi Speaker with Airplay 2

  • Airplay means you can play multiple songs in multiple rooms and stuff
  • Actually a really good smart speaker (works with Alexa) for a good price
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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a Libratone Zipp 360° Bluetooth/WiFi Speaker with Airplay 2. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

There’s basic relief. And then there’s the relief of finding that perfect something you’ve been looking for: that hair gel that works just right with your hair; that pair of running shoes that seems to be custom-built for your unique foot shape; that cut of jeans that fits like a dream.

That kind of relief can feel almost euphoric, because it’s basically freedom. You don’t need to sample anymore. You don’t need to settle. That little operation in your brain that you’ve been forever running in the background, looking for that special something, can be discontinued, the energy rerouted.

But as strong as the relief can be, it is often matched by the subsequent disappointment. They tinkered with the formula of the hair gel. They changed the shape of the running shoe. They make the jeans out of a different, rougher denim now, and they don’t fit quite like they used to. You’re back to square one, but really you’re back to somewhere before square one, because it’s harder to start a search when you thought you were finished. Life will forever be an uphill battle…

Unless, you had the good sense to purchase 440 units at the outset.

That’s why we’re selling eye shadow this way. We’re not saying it’s going to be what you’ve been searching for all these years. But, for $15, it’s worth trying. If you love it? Good news: you have 219.5 more 2-packs remaining. If you don’t? I don’t know… give the rest to a local theater and call it a charitable donation? It’s not the worst thing in the world.

And perhaps we should remind you that you can buy three. As in, three orders of 440. Which means you could go… let me just get my calculator… 1,320 days straight without buying more eye line-- Oh no! The calculator is melting! IT’S TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH, I SAY! TOO MUCH! PULL UP! ABORT! ABORT!!

So far today...

  • 63612 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 403 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 12 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1150 total.
  • (including shipping)

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