KeySmart PRO with Tile Smart Location

Organize all your keys even the leans closer so your keys can’t hear weird ones.
With the Tile app, you can locate your keys and make them sing a beautiful song to find them.
Beautiful song is just a dinging noise, fyi.
You can also make your phone ding from your keys.
Model: KS441R. Ugh. Should be K3YSM4RT.

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A Real Actual Review

Hey, folks! Just got this KeySmart PRO with Tile Smart Location and wanted to share my own personal review:

PROS

CONS

For a long time, I was known in my office as ‘Jinglin’ James,’ due to the sound made by the many keys I often carried on my belt loop. Because the KeySmart now so efficiently holds them, I no longer jingle like I used to. Thus to keep the nickname going, I had to tie bells to my shoes. Apparently, though, they sound like the bells worn by cats, and now my nickname is “Kittyboy.”
Knowing where my keys are means I’m never late out the door. Which means I can catch the early bus. Which means I’m always to work on time. Which means, I’ve only just now discovered that there is a group breakfast each morning where my coworkers give dramatic readings of the emails I’ve sent in their best impressions of me. They are, to say the least, unflattering.
Someone got ahold of my phone the other day and made my KeySmart ding repeatedly in a very important meeting. And then someone else made a joke about something from the “robot buffet” not sitting well with me. It took everyone a moment to realize he meant that I was a robot, and that the dinging was my robotic way of passing gas. At which point the room erupted with laughter. I now have a second new nickname: “DigiFarts.”

OVERALL

A very useful tool, that for reasons out of KeySmart’s control may ruin your life!