KeySmart PRO with Tile Smart Location
Our Take
- Organize all your keys even the leans closer so your keys can’t hear weird ones.
- With the Tile app, you can locate your keys and make them sing a beautiful song to find them.
- Beautiful song is just a dinging noise, fyi.
- You can also make your phone ding from your keys.
- Model: KS441R. Ugh. Should be K3YSM4RT.
Your Take
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they already paid for themselves by letting me find a keyfob that had fallen out of a pocket into several inches of snow.
- 🗡 50/50 chance you get stopped entering a stadium since it “looks like a pocket knife”
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Setting up the keys can be a pain if you have a lot of keys and/or accessories
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another device in my life that I can forget to charge
A Real Actual Review
Hey, folks! Just got this KeySmart PRO with Tile Smart Location and wanted to share my own personal review:
PROS
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A great organizational tool!
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Fits keys of all sizes, even unconventional ones!
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Thanks to the Tile app, I never need to wonder where my keys are!
CONS
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For a long time, I was known in my office as ‘Jinglin’ James,’ due to the sound made by the many keys I often carried on my belt loop. Because the KeySmart now so efficiently holds them, I no longer jingle like I used to. Thus to keep the nickname going, I had to tie bells to my shoes. Apparently, though, they sound like the bells worn by cats, and now my nickname is “Kittyboy.”
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Knowing where my keys are means I’m never late out the door. Which means I can catch the early bus. Which means I’m always to work on time. Which means, I’ve only just now discovered that there is a group breakfast each morning where my coworkers give dramatic readings of the emails I’ve sent in their best impressions of me. They are, to say the least, unflattering.
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Someone got ahold of my phone the other day and made my KeySmart ding repeatedly in a very important meeting. And then someone else made a joke about something from the “robot buffet” not sitting well with me. It took everyone a moment to realize he meant that I was a robot, and that the dinging was my robotic way of passing gas. At which point the room erupted with laughter. I now have a second new nickname: “DigiFarts.”
OVERALL
A very useful tool, that for reasons out of KeySmart’s control may ruin your life!
