Knives, you're all we have left.

Sure, maybe you own a couple of knives, but are you a “knife guy?” No, that’s not a pun for “nice guy”—though maybe it should have been. Damn. Okay, too late to start over. I’m already committed to this bit.

It seems like every group of unlikely heroes has one stoic soul dedicated to the way of the blade. And while you may not yet be at the level of following skivers, with the Kershaw Asset Assisted Opening Knife, you might be well on your way to leading your own super-group, with a devil-may-care attitude and a cool code name like “The Bladesman,” “Mister Pokey,” or “The Prick.”

V, V for Vendetta
The face that launched a thousand DDoS hacker attacks is perhaps the ultimate knife guy. As quick with alliteration as he is with his daggers, V would undoubtedly appreciate the Kershaw’s Vaunted Verisimilitude for Vanquishing Vexing Villains’ Voluminous Vainglory.

Britt, The Magnificent Seven
James Coburn when he was just a wee little thing! This beanstalk was quicker on the draw with his switchblade than a man with a six-shooter. No doubt he’d like the Kershaw’s SpeedSafe assisted opening with built in flipper.

Raphael, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Okay, maybe a sai isn’t technically a knife. Don’t tell him that, though. He’s cool, but … shall we say, indelicate.

Sgt. Antigone Bezzerides, True Detective
You don’t have to be a guy to be a knife guy. Regardless of what you thought of True Detective’s second season, you’d have to agree that Sargent “Ani” Bezzerides is not to be messed with. With a knife in her boot and a knife in her belt—seriously, like hidden inside her belt—you don’t want to find yourself on the “subject” end of her numerous issues. Luckily the Kershaw’s black glass-filled nylon grip matches anything - even that little black dress.

Bill the Butcher, Gangs of New York
As a butcher in both the literal sense and the metaphorical sense, he gives his cutlery some real wear and tear. Luckily the Kershaw Assisted Opening Knife comes with lifetime free sharpening!

Machete, Machete
Was it a coincidence that Machete’s parents named him for what would become his tool of choice? I’m having second thoughts about naming my son “Soup.”

Everyone in any anime ever
Yep, all of them. Without exception. Don’t even challenge me on this.