Kangaroo Siren + Keypad Security Alarm with 3 Motion Sensors
- Kangaroos are known to be the safest of all animals
- Pretty loud, we’d imagine
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here
Stuffed with Deals: a Meh-rathon
“Yeah, pretty nice, right?” said Uncle Darry, showing Cousin Lena and Uncle Mike his new security system as soon as they arrived for Thanksgiving dinner.
“Really nice,” said Uncle Mike. “And you need it these days. It’s not safe anywhere. I heard about–”
Cousin Lena had to think quickly. How could she stop her uncles from descending into what would certainly be a dicey, misinformed conversation about crime and crime statistics?
“Hey,” she nearly shouted, “at the gas station, I can choose between gas with ethanol and gas without it. It’s all the same, right?”
Worked like a charm. In seconds, she was being lectured about the horror that was ethanol.
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