iPhone Charger & Sound Embiggener Stand
- Works as though it were built for these Lightning devices: iPhone 6 Plus, 6, 5S, 5C, 5, 5th Gen iPod Touch, 7th Gen iPod Nano
- Might make your iPhone 6 so awesome, the very air around you ignites with total radness, consuming the planet in a blistering inferno of hell yes
- After lugging that gigantic iPhone 6 Plus around all day, you’ll need somewhere to set it down
To those in line for the iPhones 6 today....
The hope. The anticipation. The burning need to urinate. Right now, you’re churning with major feels at the molecular level. So sit down on that sidewalk or tiled mall floor, because what we have to tell you next may just push you over the edge into euphoric collapse.
The JBL OnBeat will both charge and play audio from your phone - even your iPhone 6 Plus.
Yeah.
Read it again, if you have to. And if you can stand it. The JBL OnBeat Micro doesn’t care that the iPhone 6 Plus is bigger than earlier iPhones. It’s all “go ahead, place your iPhone 6 Plus on the built-in Lightning jack that I may bestow electrical current upon it.” It brings together the greatest device known to man (until the next one) with the form of energy that shines upon the Eiffel Tower, that gave life to the fantastical wonders of I, Frankenstein, that inspired Debbie Gibson to sing of youth and Eddy Grant to sing of an avenue.
At the same time, the JBL OnBeat will draw forth from your iPhone 6 Plus pure, sweet sound, like a resounding chorus of angels relayed through two small, fairly tinny speakers.
The wizards at Apple have done it again. And by “it” we don’t mean they made these speaker docks, because they didn’t. We mean they have lifted the JBL OnBeat Micro above the mass of lesser speaker docks that cannot accommodate the miracle of the iPhone 6 Plus. By virtue of its accidentally slightly larger space to hold a phone, this humble speaker dock has finally mastered its ultimate potential. “Yesterday, I was nothing,” the JBL OnBeat Micro testifies. “Today, I am everything.”
It also works with earlier Lightning-connected iPhone and iPod models. But take two tips from us: (1) even the most mundane thing in the world is exciting with an iPhone 6 Plus, and this speaker dock is the most mundane thing in the world; and (2) you don’t need to wait in line with a pee bottle if you wear camo pants.
