iPad Mini Case with Bluetooth Keyboard
- Hey, whoa, a Bluetooth keyboard, you guys!
- Use it with your Chromecast or Firestick for easier TV keyboarding
- Leave the laptop at home and do work trips with just your phone
- Answer those pesky Slack notifications in bed, or in the car, or on the toilet
- Give it to your kids to bang away on because it’s cheaper than a toy keyboard (note: this product has not been tested for use as a toy, use at your own risk of choking or whatever)
- Or maybe you actually have an iPad Mini - whatever it takes to get these things away from us
- Model: ITIP-5200 (Not sure what that acronym means, and normally those gratuitous zeroes would drive us crazy. But ITIP-5200 has a retro charm that works, like an ancient mainframe we might see in a computer museum, so we like it.)
The tooth is always bluer on the other side of the keyboard.
Or something. Look, we’re buried under Bluetooth keyboards. Lousy with them. Rife with them. Tripping over them. They’re floating in our soup. We’re snaking them out of our drains, brushing them out of our hair, picking them out from between our teeth. We no longer have dreams about reuniting with long-lost relatives or finding copies of Amazing Fantasy #15 at a thrift store. Now our happy dreams are about getting these accursed Bluetooth keyboards out of our lives.
We wake up smiling. But there they are. Sigh.
Then there’s you. You don’t have a Bluetooth keyboard. You have moments where you’re like, “Gosh, it might be nice to have a Bluetooth keyboard to use with my TV, or so I could travel without my laptop, or maybe even to use as intended as a case for my iPad Mini.” A minor and fleeting desire, perhaps, but as real as our desire to be free of them.
It’s worth a lot of money to us to be rid of these. That’s why we’re dumping them so cheap. It only has to be worth a few bucks to you to have one.
Let’s jump over that fence between us, neighbor, and see how green-blue the grass-teeth is on the other side. Who knows? Maybe someday we’ll be coming to you to buy a Bluetooth keyboard.
