Instant Regret Kit

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Dr. Cupidico's Revenge: A Meh-rathon

“Seeing how things go?” said the Amazing Cactus, his voice cracking and his eyes filling with tears.

“Not now, Jim,” whispered Coyote Woman.

“But, it was a love potion!” cried the Amazing Cactus. “You never really loved Gary!”

“It’s not all about Gary,” said Coyote Woman. “Sure, I never would’ve fell for him without that vial. But things weren’t always perfect between us. There were… issues.”

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