Instant Regret Kit
- Just the absolute worst shit
- When you’re frustrated, you can’t say we didn’t warn you
Dr. Cupidico's Revenge: A Meh-rathon
“Seeing how things go?” said the Amazing Cactus, his voice cracking and his eyes filling with tears.
“Not now, Jim,” whispered Coyote Woman.
“But, it was a love potion!” cried the Amazing Cactus. “You never really loved Gary!”
“It’s not all about Gary,” said Coyote Woman. “Sure, I never would’ve fell for him without that vial. But things weren’t always perfect between us. There were… issues.”