An Instructional Meh-rathon

Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…

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Step 130
“Close supervision is necessary when any appliance is used by or near children or pets.”

Deja vu. But this time they added pets.

As before, watch out for refrigerators. They are some shifty-ass characters. I hear they’re constantly running. You think I’ve got the time to go catch them?