Instant Regret Kit
- It’s not good stuff
- We really don’t know how to stress this enough
An Instructional Meh-rathon
Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…
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Step 152
“With this device, your belongings, kids and pets won’t leave your attention any more.”
Uh, no thanks. Sometimes I would like for them to be outside my attention. Just for a little bit.