Instant Regret Kit

  • Contains deep regret
  • Just…deep, deep regret
  • Note: Buying this IRK does not count toward the SideDeal IRK refund rigamarole
  • Why it works for Valentine’s Day: the whole holiday is basically sponsored by regret anyway
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon

Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.

No time for stories, you have ten minutes on this one—WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND.

So far today...

  • 462338 of you visited.
  • 29% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 157 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 50 of these.
  • We sold out at 5pm.
  • That’s $547 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?