Instant Regret Kit

  • Roses are red
  • Rhyming is hard
  • This deal is fun
  • Jean-Luc Picard
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7 Years Of Internet: A Meh-rathon

Roses are red, violets are blue…
…completing this verse has its own subreddit (who knew)?

Elementary grade rhyme schemes were never so fun, or so absurd.

You know what else is fun and absurd? Your next shot at an Instant Regret Kit!

So far today...

  • 67704 of you visited.
  • 36% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 165 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 49 of these.
  • We sold out at 7am.
  • That’s $261 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?