Halfling's AMA - wooo!
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Hello forumlings! Halfling here - the sticky note connoisseur. It’s been a while - like, a whole pandemic while!! How is everyone holding up? Wait… you’re supposed to be asking ME things.
Oh well, I make the rules around here (aka this one single thread, and maybe some other areas if I screech from my corner of the internet office space loud enough).
Anyways, as the title suggests, we’re doing some AMA’s today with your lovely CS team, and I’m up to the proverbial batting cage. I’ll answer anything you ask 100% except for three things:
- Anything enabling you to stalk, maim, and capture me for my bounty.
- My personal social media.
- Why there’s so many weird shaped skulls and cursed artifacts in the back of my truck.
Have at it, and while you’re at it, tell me how you’re doin’ too! 
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Well, I did have a question but rule 1 already rendered that question null and void.
@Tripod2 You shall never catch me, copper!!
Wait, you have a bounty?
@djslack 2 billion virtual or IRL.
@djslack @salvaje If I told you, you’d have to forgo and cut ties to your current life and go be a sheep herder in Scandinavia.
@djslack @halfling @salvaje a herder of sheep-herding people who listens to a lady is a shepherdherd heard’er
Avocado or Guacamole?
@salvaje Ahhh a cruel choice - I suppose guac but I eat avocados so much with everything haha
@halfling I too eat avocados with everything
@salvaje We are but soulmates awash in a tide of the green void…
@halfling @salvaje
approved.
@halfling @salvaje guacamole is just abocado with some other stuff
If you were an animated character what show or anime would you like to be in?
@Targaryen Princess Tutu!
Are you taller or shorter than a hobbit?
@lehigh Taller, but not by much…
Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, or one human-sized anthropomorphic bipedal avocado capable of moving things with their avocado-mind?
@er1c Is this pure unarmed melee combat? Otherwise, I’m going to take the 1 horse-sized duck. I know the horrors of swarm-combat all too well.
@halfling No, everyone gets a weapon of their choice, except the weapons of the 100 duck-sized horses can only be as powerful collectively as the most powerful weapon wieldable by a singleton participant.
Oh and the avocado’s weapon is their ability to move things with their mind.
@er1c the avocado terrifies me. Would I be able to feast on its corpse?
@halfling Absolutely. If you’re successful, it would only be fair.
What has been your weirdest customer interaction?
@Granite_Grizz Judging by some of the above questions, it might be more interesting to ask about the weirdest co-worker interaction…
@Granite_Grizz
I think I’m sleepier than i was admitting.
I read your question as: What has been your weirdest cucumber interaction…
@Granite_Grizz @sarahsandroid I’ve had very few cucumber interactions as I deem them unsuitable for human consumption outside of their pickled state.
I also deem customers unsuitable for consumption as well, which is a shame.
I actually have surprisingly had some great customers (I promise this isn’t a corporate cheesy answer), and only a few assholes. One of my coworkers did in fact receive a photo of an asshole though… quite literally.
@halfling @sarahsandroid Hence, giving them to cats instead.
@narfcake YES I love this!!
@Granite_Grizz @halfling @sarahsandroid photo of the photo or it didn’t happen!
@cbilyak @Granite_Grizz @sarahsandroid OH MAN this was like a year and a half ago I reckon, it’s been banished long ago haha
Does your toiler paper hang in front of, or behind the roll?
@lichme FRONT as I am no heathen - that being said, I’ve heard one excusable reason people hang from behind is so that their cats cannot unravel the roll should they be partial to it.
@halfling @lichme Cat treadmill!
Also:
@lichme @narfcake Omggggg
So, how do you respond to “No shoes, no shirt, no service?”
It seems a little racially insensitive in this case.
@PocketBrain I have to agree wholeheartedly with the notion to uprise - especially when we went in a few Mondays back and our AC was broken in the office. I say - free the nip, free the toes - service for all.
@halfling @PocketBrain Remember this day when I come in shirtless.
@PocketBrain @Targaryen Which undercover CIA mission is that one?
@halfling @PocketBrain The undercoveriest one.
What’s your minimum price for picking coins up off the ground?
@show_the_maw $50 in pure change
can you watch my dog in october while i’m on vacation? @salvaje is being evasive about it.
@carl669 YES YES YES pictures!! WYA??
@halfling MN, but i’m guessing you’re not.
@carl669 Aww babyyy!! I’m in Texas but if you put him in a FedEx box with some holes I’m sure it’d be fineeee
@halfling
@carl669 I’ll watch your dog if you’ll watch mine later this summer while I am on vacay.
Fries or tots…back-up your answer with spreadsheet based research from the '70s…all answers must be in the form of pixelated art depicting landscapes of varied fruit -laden desserts…
I think I got most of that
@halfling is that a carrot lurking as shade in that picture?
@amehzinggrace n… no… you saw nothing…
Favorite Harry Potter character?
@sammydog01 Oh gosh it’s been so long - I think I was really partial to Neville growing up for some reason, and Fleur haha.
Do you still draw chibis and the like on post it notes? If so can you please provide some current examples?
@duodec Seconded!
@duodec Thirded!
@duodec Uh. Fifthed!. Oh wait. Crap.
@duodec @shahnm @kyeh @getclosure Oooh I don’t have any at home, I’m usually just drawin on a tablet - BUT, @riskybryzness just got me some cool new art stuff soooo… sooooonn
@GetClosure @halfling @Kyeh @riskybryzness @shahnm
Ahhhh… happy now
@duodec @GetClosure @halfling @Kyeh @riskybryzness Awesome! I’m famous (as an afterthought…
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POPSOCKETS! ROAD ROCKETS! SONNY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@duodec @GetClosure @riskybryzness @shahnm
@halfling
!!!
Can I have an IRK? Without buying one of course.
@Cerridwyn I’m willing to buy one, if I could just buy it straight up… no Sidedeal irk this time though, I guess.
@Cerridwyn Go make a really cool (or really bad) cake in my cake decorating contest
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh It’s not an IRK but I could send yall a post-it note and like some confetti?
@Cerridwyn @halfling I’d take it…
HI!!!
What’s your spaghetti policy?
@mikesmells GLUTEN FREE AND SAUCEEYYYY