I see you have been a member for over a year, and only placed 5 orders in that time. Do you have Amazon prime, and if so, have you placed more than 5 orders in the past year? Are you saying you think Amazon is better then meh?
@lichme I do have Amazon Prime. Yes, I have placed more than 5 orders. Meh just doesn’t have the coffee I need and the food my dogs like. However, Meh is where my heart is.
@salvaje That’s not the way it works here. You don’t buy the things you want. You buy things not as good as the things you normally would, at a reduced price, and pray that they don’t absolutely suck. If you can drink it, or your dog can eat it, you gotta buy it
@lichme but but but but… What if I told you, all the things that I have purchased are Meh apparel!!! I am a literal walking billboard for the company. Plus, you have never seen me without coffee. It is not a fun time for anyone involved.
@salvaje@wifeduck
It’s when you give people credit for having a blanket. Makes it much nicer to slide down a stairway if you’ve got a blanket
/giphy blanket stair
@salvaje the only times I have had to contact customer service, they just end up reversing the charges…I guess I am just taking this opportunity to confess my guilty feelings that I got a product for free.
Plus, I want to tell you and all of your cohorts thank you…CSRs have a difficult job when customers are upset…YOU ARE APPRECIATED!
@wifeduck Thank you, Thank you, Thank you… I feel our team doesn’t hear that enough. We try to keep it simple and lite. Everything is so complicated these days… Believe it or not, being able to chat with y’all makes this a whole lot easier. Free is the best right!!!
@salvaje I actually like the song too. I don’t know why the internet has deemed it bad. Maybe its because of Rick Astley’s poor dancing. I mean, it can’t be as bad as Commander Shepard’s dancing.
@Cerridwyn mmmmmmmmm I buy a lot of coffee from local roasters. However, I am from NY and they have a lot of great roasters out there. Also the Coffee I enjoy the most is hard to find in TX, but I have found it on Amazon. Pilón Coffee gives me life. FYI I was a barista in a past life. So I knows the beans.
@er1c I have a Serbian Husky (Loki) and a Border Collie Husky mix (Sundae Belle). Sundae would be a manager of something. She tries to micromanage our household. Loki would be a rent-a-cop, he is always snitching.
Salted peanuts or honey roasted?
@GetClosure Honey Roasted. I like to pretend I am flying in economy.
@salvaje Aww, good call! Damn the pretzel sticks/crumbs they give you these days.
@GetClosure
I see you have been a member for over a year, and only placed 5 orders in that time. Do you have Amazon prime, and if so, have you placed more than 5 orders in the past year? Are you saying you think Amazon is better then meh?
@lichme I do have Amazon Prime. Yes, I have placed more than 5 orders. Meh just doesn’t have the coffee I need and the food my dogs like. However, Meh is where my heart is.
@salvaje That’s not the way it works here. You don’t buy the things you want. You buy things not as good as the things you normally would, at a reduced price, and pray that they don’t absolutely suck. If you can drink it, or your dog can eat it, you gotta buy it
@lichme but but but but… What if I told you, all the things that I have purchased are Meh apparel!!! I am a literal walking billboard for the company. Plus, you have never seen me without coffee. It is not a fun time for anyone involved.
Here:
/giphy pizza
@er1c Just let me know if you need an address… I am kind of hungry.
@salvaje Okay I’ll ship you some pizza dough through Pitney Bowes.
@er1c @salvaje Through PB it’ll have time to spontaneously create life!
@er1c DUUUDE you are supposed to be on my side. lol
@er1c @Tripod2
@salvaje i’m just an intern, the best I can do is ups mail innovations
@salvaje @Tripod2
@er1c
can you watch my dog for a week in october while i’m on vacation?
@carl669 I am gonna have the check my travel calendar.
@carl669 if you are in Virginia, we like having guest doggos!
@carl669 @wifeduck Can I drop these 2 off?
@carl669 @salvaje ![enter image description here][1]
The Princess loves everyone.
[1]:
PlayStation or Xbox
@stryper2000 Xbox
Ummm I will totally take a CSR job if I can work from home. LOL.
Do y’all just have a blanket credit them back if they contact customer service?
@wifeduck It is by far one of the coolest jobs I have had. I have literally worked all over the country this past year.
What is the blanket credit you speak of?
@salvaje @wifeduck
It’s when you give people credit for having a blanket. Makes it much nicer to slide down a stairway if you’ve got a blanket
/giphy blanket stair
@replicacobra @wifeduck Damn they only gave me a helmet
@salvaje the only times I have had to contact customer service, they just end up reversing the charges…I guess I am just taking this opportunity to confess my guilty feelings that I got a product for free.
Plus, I want to tell you and all of your cohorts thank you…CSRs have a difficult job when customers are upset…YOU ARE APPRECIATED!
@replicacobra @salvaje @wifeduck no fair! I want a helmet.
@wifeduck Thank you, Thank you, Thank you… I feel our team doesn’t hear that enough. We try to keep it simple and lite. Everything is so complicated these days… Believe it or not, being able to chat with y’all makes this a whole lot easier. Free is the best right!!!
@er1c @replicacobra @wifeduck
Pronounced Sahl-wah-hee, right?
@replicacobra sahl-bah-heh
How long do they let you out of your cage for?
@GrandmaLyn no walls can hold me!
You guys doing anything special for us endangered VMP members on this wonderous occassion?
@Rueki that is a great question. I will answer it as soon as someone sends me an IRK…… or pizza.
@salvaje Here’s some Instant Regret. Click the link to get some. Just know you will regret it afterwards. You’ve been warned.
Instant Regret
@Rueki Definitely Digg and know the song. However, I could have done without the visual…
@Rueki
@Rueki @salvaje Argh…we have been Rick rolled!!
@cbilyak @Rueki
@salvaje I actually like the song too. I don’t know why the internet has deemed it bad. Maybe its because of Rick Astley’s poor dancing. I mean, it can’t be as bad as Commander Shepard’s dancing.
@Rueki Never forget there has been worst!
@Rueki @salvaje
/youtube elaine dance
Just me standing in the parking lot at Meh HQ waiting for pizza. I feel no love.
@salvaje If you buy your coffee from Amazon you have no clue what love is what love is.
Signed the resident coffee snob
@Cerridwyn mmmmmmmmm I buy a lot of coffee from local roasters. However, I am from NY and they have a lot of great roasters out there. Also the Coffee I enjoy the most is hard to find in TX, but I have found it on Amazon. Pilón Coffee gives me life. FYI I was a barista in a past life. So I knows the beans.
@Cerridwyn @salvaje whereabouts in NY?
@Cerridwyn @er1c Let’s see my Hometown is the Catskills. I have spent time in The Bronx and Long Island.
@salvaje Oh nice, personally grew up in Rockland, and now spend a lot of time in the Albany, Rochester, and Buffalo vicinities.
@er1c I grew up in Orange.
@salvaje grew up county neighbors!
Is this a “Just Hired” kind of post or “Just Felt Like It” kind of post?
@DoctorOW I have been behind the scenes here at Meh for over a year…… this is the “It’s our birthday and I cry if I want to” post.
“Go Pro” or “Go Home”?
@phendrick Go Home
Reddit or Imgur?
@GrandmaLyn Reddit
@salvaje
What is the optimal velocity for the perfect high-five?
@Targaryen the answer is Blue,
right?
@salvaje I’m not great at math so… yes.
@Targaryen African or European perfect high-five?
What item that meh has sold has given your CS team the most headaches?
@rinrinrin
@rinrinrin @salvaje really? I would have said Scridinger’s Toothbrush…
@rinrinrin @wifeduck that was bad. But this has given us PTSD……
@rinrinrin @salvaje I feel like I might need more details…
Philly cheese steak or tamale?
@salvaje 5 minutes and no answer… worst CSR ever.
@Ruger9mm You Rang?!?!!?!?! Philly all day!
Godzilla or King Kong?
@sammydog01 Godzilla
What kind of dogs do you have, and what would their occupations be if they had them?
@er1c I have a Serbian Husky (Loki) and a Border Collie Husky mix (Sundae Belle). Sundae would be a manager of something. She tries to micromanage our household. Loki would be a rent-a-cop, he is always snitching.
@er1c @salvaje trippy - I have a husky/shepard mix named Loki.
@er1c @Thumperchick great minds!
@salvaje @Thumperchick Aww, I have a Dalmatian named Pogo, and a Boxer named Oscar. No fun name matches, but still dogs.
Meh or Woot?
I know, I’m going to get caught in eternal c@ptcha from now on, but I HAD to ask.
@ybmuG Meh… because we are the cool kids.
Would you rather have legs as long as fingers or fingers as long as legs?
@jinkyb can I just be thing from Addams family?