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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

February 13th, 2061

The chief of London through the realm of America,
The Isle of Scotland will be tried by frost:
King and "Reba” will face an Antichrist so false,
That it turns out to be Jesus in a mask.

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