I wish instead of having the instant regret kit up for sale 5 or 10 times, they’d have it up one time with all the inventory available so people could actually buy them.
@boygenius1991@cichlid The new system rewards those with low latency on their internet connection. If yours is high, loading is slow, ship has sailed before your page even loads. Who knows. Maybe they think if you can afford better internet you will buy more on the site so they want to keep them here so they “reward” them with irks. Of course luck is involved, timing loading the page at exactly the right time, missing out on cross walks and stop lights, etc. But missing out on those things doesn’t matter if it takes more than a couple of seconds for your page to load.
@cichlid they must use a bot/sniper of some kind. I’ve been up the whole meh-rathon and clicked the thing the femtosecond it becomes available but it no longer works
@cichlid@Kidsandliz Yeah, I’m stuck in America where internet is divvied up into 2 or 3 fiefdoms which each have a regional monopoly so each provide incredibly shitty service so my latency is very high despite being in the hub city for my ISP
I hate captcha and my upstairs neighbor. Every damned step he takes is on a squeak in his floor. Every single damn step! Yes, going bonkers here. I must need fresh air. Lol.
@NanaAkorlibarba I only saw this one in the last few seconds it was even still posted, so I feel a little better about missing this one than the ones I’ve missed earlier
Shit! I said I’m not a robot, but idiot thing said they couldn’t send it because I didn’t tell them what I wanted. I think the romance is finally & completely over, Meh.
Specs
What’s included?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 29 - Thursday, Sep 1
ARGH
/giphy fascinating-dirty-glue
Son of a bitch!
@tinamarie1974 what you got one? Or missed it?
@Kidsandliz keep missing it!!
/buy
@arbdef Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Woo Hoo!
/giphy tacky-intelligent-hamburger
Wtf that’s twice with the nonsense.
Oh hey guys, there’s an extra 15 of these for sale!
@fuzzmanmatt That must be why I got one this time!
/giphy engaging-wiry-house
Finally it worked
No luck today
Yay! Got one this time!
/giphy missing-ashamedly-truck
/giphy plucky-droopy-hedgehog
/giphy ruddy-downy-throat
/giphy green bars then sold out
/giphy labored-permissive-panda
/giphy tiny-quarrelsome-zebras
@gwaki I’m not seeing any zebras.
@sammydog01 I am as confused as you by giphy
@gwaki @sammydog01 they are very tiny.
/giphy regal-negligent-tongue
/giphy numerous-chivalrous-comparison
/giphy spectacular-rare-finch
What happens if you buy more than 1 in a day?
/giphy mind blown
@myfidgetball
It won’t let you.
@myfidgetball
You can’t they won’t let you
/giphy cardiac-small-cyclops
@dougolas Wow. That’s what she literally said!
115 this time and still sold out in less than 12 seconds?
/giphy SHEESH!
WOOOO!! /giphy reclusive-luscious-machinist
I wish instead of having the instant regret kit up for sale 5 or 10 times, they’d have it up one time with all the inventory available so people could actually buy them.
@boygenius1991
They used to do that with the Fukubukuros.
@id10t I know. And I actually got one once. That was a better system. I have never gotten one under the new schema.
@boygenius1991 I’ve been trying but cannot get one either. I don’t know how people get one every time. I got one 5 years ago.
@boygenius1991 @cichlid The new system rewards those with low latency on their internet connection. If yours is high, loading is slow, ship has sailed before your page even loads. Who knows. Maybe they think if you can afford better internet you will buy more on the site so they want to keep them here so they “reward” them with irks. Of course luck is involved, timing loading the page at exactly the right time, missing out on cross walks and stop lights, etc. But missing out on those things doesn’t matter if it takes more than a couple of seconds for your page to load.
@cichlid they must use a bot/sniper of some kind. I’ve been up the whole meh-rathon and clicked the thing the femtosecond it becomes available but it no longer works
@cichlid @Kidsandliz Yeah, I’m stuck in America where internet is divvied up into 2 or 3 fiefdoms which each have a regional monopoly so each provide incredibly shitty service so my latency is very high despite being in the hub city for my ISP
I recently came across some rope lights in a box in my garage from the very first woot bag of crap.
@ikes I was actually recently looking for those rope lights and I can’t find them in my storage unit. Ah the memories! Lol.
What a tease. Got the buy it now with no captcha. Clicked buy and it reloaded with a captcha…
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@eVil click on the pictures that contain methane.
sigh
My rather impressive streak continues!
all I ever get these days is scrolling green bars then sold out - every time
I hate captcha and my upstairs neighbor. Every damned step he takes is on a squeak in his floor. Every single damn step! Yes, going bonkers here. I must need fresh air. Lol.
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
@talv0002 You can’t shoot captcha…
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
Gaaaaaaah
@NanaAkorlibarba I only saw this one in the last few seconds it was even still posted, so I feel a little better about missing this one than the ones I’ve missed earlier
/giphy novelty-noted-pin
Shit! I said I’m not a robot, but idiot thing said they couldn’t send it because I didn’t tell them what I wanted. I think the romance is finally & completely over, Meh.
@gertiestn I have had that before too.
@gertiestn @Kidsandliz yep.
Meh, get the fucking bot situation under control . We have tried the instant regret kit so many fucking times…
Is this a different one, or the same one i already missed?
fuck this 3 minute/5 minute shit. can’t stare at the fucking screen all day.
@walarney It doesn’t matter, they’re all filled with regret.
Ugh…expected delivery June??
Someday I’ll get one
/giphy reclusive-luscious-machinist
Instant regret kit works without even buying one. smh
I don’t think an IRK is in the cards for me today, but I’m most bummed about missing the Meh bandaids.
@megania If you really want them…
https://mcphee.com/products/meh-bandages
@Kyeh THANK YOU!
@megania You’re welcome!
Finally scoring this IRK has me all
/giphy crowded-elegant-mask
@GenWithaG123 Yup, I’m keeping it.
The day I succeed in buying an instant regret kit will be the day I cancel my subscription, bc meh will be on its death bed