Instant Regret Kit
- It’s gonna be a minute before these ship
- And by ‘a minute’ we mean ‘a while’
- Model: YU53F-1RK1C
A (pre)Birthday Me(rc)h-rathon
Meh Trivia Interlude #4
To improve morale, the vending machines in Meh headquarters are all entirely free. The slots for inserting cash or swiping one’s card have been replaced by mounted synthetic hands. If a Meh employee would like a soda or a snack, they need only give the machine a high five. The hand’s sensors will then go about measuring the veracity (as well as the sincerity) of said high five, and distributing a snack/soda based on its reading.