Meh should just give me an Irk

OnionSoup thought this was worth mentioning said


I’m an orphan.

A veteran of the Crimean War.

My mother loves me.

I climbed Mt Everest blindfolded, uphill both ways in winter.

I stopped an asteroid from destroying earth by drilling a mine on it and collecting all the oil so it wouldn’t catch fire.

I went back in time and killed Hitler before he took power… But it was on an alternative timeline.

I have both my feet stuck deep inside distant cousins of Glen right now.

I know what foxes say, and it’s “give OnionSoup an Irk”

You want to make foxes happy don’t you?