Meh should just give me an Irk
I’m an orphan.
A veteran of the Crimean War.
My mother loves me.
I climbed Mt Everest blindfolded, uphill both ways in winter.
I stopped an asteroid from destroying earth by drilling a mine on it and collecting all the oil so it wouldn’t catch fire.
I went back in time and killed Hitler before he took power… But it was on an alternative timeline.
I have both my feet stuck deep inside distant cousins of Glen right now.
I know what foxes say, and it’s “give OnionSoup an Irk”
You want to make foxes happy don’t you?
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