Meh should just give me an Irk

OnionSoup thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 10:48am ET

Why?

I’m an orphan.

A veteran of the Crimean War.

My mother loves me.

I climbed Mt Everest blindfolded, uphill both ways in winter.

I stopped an asteroid from destroying earth by drilling a mine on it and collecting all the oil so it wouldn’t catch fire.

I went back in time and killed Hitler before he took power… But it was on an alternative timeline.

I have both my feet stuck deep inside distant cousins of Glen right now.

I know what foxes say, and it’s “give OnionSoup an Irk”

You want to make foxes happy don’t you?

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DoctorOW said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 11:29am ET:

After all the things I heard you have done? Seems like anytime something bad happens you’re to blame.

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- That’s @OnionSoup’s fault.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 11:29am ET
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Felton10 said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 5:48pm ET:

Maybe if you gave us the greatest gift of all-figuring out a way to make Trump disappear-meh might give you one-hell I might even send you the one I got today.

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- @Felton10 I wanna like this post a thousands over and over again.
  
  Enigma said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 9:07pm ET
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curtise said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 11:01am ET:

Your reasons check out… Guess they have no choice but to give you one.

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- But if they don’t, I blame @OnionSoup. Which is a bit awkward in this case.
  
  curtise said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 11:02am ET
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- @OnionSoup is definitely to blame.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 11:02am ET
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thismyusername said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 11:35am ET:

Why would you want that to happen, are you a masochist?

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Ozzie2191 said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 12:24pm ET:

Perhaps we just have to ask nicely?

Meh, may I have an IRK, please?

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juststephen said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 3:07pm ET:

They’ll give you one. For $10+tax if you’re fast enough.

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blaineg said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 6:21pm ET:

You sound IRKed already. QED.

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gnowknayme said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 6:38pm ET:

But if they gave you one, then you wouldn’t regret it instantly.

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- @gnowknayme you’re underestimating how regrettable they can be
  
  OnionSoup said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 6:41pm ET
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Sugaree1956 said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 2:50pm ET:

Mehbe, you can get one.

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- @Sugaree1956 I’m going to try. At home on my PC now… I’ve had much more luck on the PC than my phone. If I do get one though the old fashioned way it will mean I climbed Mt. Everest for nothing.
  
  OnionSoup said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 5:55pm ET
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smigit2002 said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 9:48pm ET:

For $10 I’ll send you a box of crap that Meh’s sent me in the past

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- @smigit2002 Be careful of what you offer. This is an “interesting” group here
  
  speediedelivery said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 10:31pm ET
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- @speediedelivery hah, I’m aware. I’ve participated in a couple of the exchanges @Kidsandliz has done, but there seems to be more crap coming in than going out!
  
  smigit2002 said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 10:44pm ET
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ELUNO said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 12:59pm ET:

/youtube Mr Show Everest

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Kidsandliz said Wed, Jul 8th 2020 at 9:53pm ET:

Or join an (unofficial) mehrichan exchange at whatever time in the future people start agitating to have one.

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