Instant Regret Kit

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A (pre)Birthday Me(rc)h-rathon

Meh Trivia Interlude #3

Our very own Irk is a descendent of the great and powerful Irkules, who once led an army of only one hundred puppets to victory over the thousand-strong forces of Hensonia.

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