iLive Bluetooth Buddy Animatronic Elephant Speaker
Our Take
- Play music through this speaker and watch it eerily sing along
- Instill a healthy fear of elephants in your children
- Don’t let the dog near it – it won’t last 30 seconds
- Model: ISB385ELEBU (A-)
The Mehliad
Chapter 30
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.
“I’m telling you, I detect threats!” Norton was on this rant again.
“Norton, for the love of God,” Geoff sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose, “There are no threats. Okay? There hasn’t been a threat this whole time. You’re paranoid.”
“노트북에 큰 거래!”
“We’re sailing across the world running from giant dickslug monsters that want to take over world and bend it to their will and you’re saying there’s no threat?” Paranoid, but he had a point.
“Your incessant searches keep slowing us down! We’ll never find the way to Texas at this rate,” said Goggles, exasperated.
“좋아하는 MP3 플레이어에서 새로운 거래를 찾으십시오!”
“Look, can we argue over this somewhere else? I’m getting a headache from the constant Korean telepathy bombarding me with ads for electronics.” We sailed on.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
