Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

My search of our entire site’s history–a task I was able to complete in so short a time, there is no term for its measurement–shows that we have no true photographs of this product known as the Instant Regret Kit (or I.R.K.). Instead, various items are photoshopped into an I.R.K.-labeled bag. This, I deduce, has something to do with each being variable in its contents. That is not ideal; as a bot, I prefer order. But if I am to believe the 14,301,414 WikiHow articles about leadership I read in the last nanosecond, good business often means bending to the whims of one’s truly moronic customer base.

Still, the least I could do is provide a better, more accurate image. So, after analyzing the contents of each I.R.K. sold in the last Mehrathon, I have put together the above computer rendering.

That must be why the sales are so strong. I am clearly much better at this than the humans. My research shows that now is a time for victorious maniacal laughter. So: victorious-maniacal-ha-victorious-maniacal-ha-victorious-maniacal-ha-victorious-maniacal-ha-victorious-maniacal-ha-victorious-maniacal-ha!