Oh, the Mehmories: a Birthday Meh-rathon!

For our birthday this year, we’re putting on a Meh-rathon to honor the people that make this site so great. That’s right: we’re talking about US! So please, enjoy this epic celebration–or… sell-ebration?–by shopping, laughing, buying, sharing your thoughts, sharing your money, and buying!

@nolrak wrote in about one of their favorite Mehmories:

Remember that birthday week leading up to the IRK launch where the staffers were sending out fukos for almost any reason, or no reason at all? That was fun. (The fact that I got a pretty good haul with those fukos may or may not be contributing to the rosy memories)

The I.R.K., like the Fuko and the Bag of Crap that came before them, is somewhat like the morel mushroom or the 4-leaf clover of the ecommerce world. Some find many. Others find none.

So please, in the comments, give us your strategy for getting an I.R.K. Use no less than 5 steps. (To be clear, we know you just need to, like, be on the site at the right time. We’re really looking for nonsense here.)