A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a Griffin Survivor Waterproof Rugged Speaker with Built-In Power Bank. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

These light strips illuminate your kitchen counters, but would you expect them to also light up the comments when we sell them?

It’s true! Every time we sell these, the community pipes up more than you might be LED to believe.

You’re right, that joke was pretty weak. Let’s hear from some of those users. @MrGlass, who bought them the first time we sold them, said:

Super bright! Like so bright the LEDs hurt my eyes. Wish it had a diffuser instead of 3 pinpoint LEDs. They also are kinda thick & oddly shaped.

Oh grow up. @bugger chimed in:

Bought them in December. These are super high quality. heavy duty. Work great in my kitchen. Going for another 3 to finish the job.

You’re right, we’re cherry picking the positive comments. @thismyusername asked:

Why so expensive? At this price it needs a battery backup unit and bluetooth speaker.

And we’re happy to say we’ve knocked the price down a couple bucks.

That … doesn’t … seem genuine. Are you being sarcastic?

Well you may not be excited by them, but our users have been. @mechcozmo raved:

I missed these the first time! I’m really glad they’re back so soon.

Yeah, see! People are into them. OK, before you go, can you do it for us? You know, your trademark line?

Don’t be shy!

Oh, since we’re picking these GIFs it’s really not up to you. See?

That was great. Thank you so much. See you next time we sell these?