Germaphobe
- 270 antibacterial wipes
- 30+ ounces of hand sanitizer
- And a bunch of other super sanitary stuff too
- Super-limited-edition bundle (in that, we don’t have many of them, because we doubt they’ll be popular)
- Model: 54N1T4RY-R0Z13R
Bundles of Personality: a Meh-rathon
During a Meh-rathon, we usually offer one item after another. But this is the height of the holiday shopping season! Desperate times call for desperate measures! Which is why we’ve decided to do something a little different. We put together gift bundles corresponding to a variety of personalty types. That way, you can get all your shopping done for a person with JUST ONE purchase! Our current bundle?
Germaphobe
We all have that someone in our lives, the one who heard “wash your hands for twenty seconds” and thought… why just twenty seconds? Why not two minutes? The ones who already disinfected everything in their house five times a day long before 2020 happened.
Is this bundle of germ-fighting stuff (including 270 antibacterial wipes and more than 30 ounces of hand sanitizer) really an exciting gift? No. But then again, the germaphobe doesn’t want excitement. Because excitement often brings germs.
No, thank you!
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Germaphobe 8
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Zombie Hordes: Maybe It Bothers Me More Than It Should 10
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Hardest person in my life to get gifts for: 55
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Happy Meh-niversary, Baby! 7 -
A Goat's Trip Down Mehmory Lane: Thanksgiving Day Edition 13 -
a Very Mediocre Promotion (ENDED) 326 -
I did it.. 54
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Model number of the Monster USB charging station? 6