Letters from the Mehditor

We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.

TO: info@andersenwindows.com
SUBJ: I thought of a saying you could use

I don’t know if you guys know this but sometimes people say “When God closes a door he opens a window” and I thought that’d be a pretty good slogan for a window company. And you could really drill down into specifics with your ad campaign like “When God sends a flock of starlings crashing into your living room while you’re playing Torment: Tides of Numenera on your PS4, he technically has opened a window since there’s no more glass in it. Call Andersen Windows.”

All of this is to say I’d love a quote whenever you have a second to get in touch.

Have you played Tides of Numenera? It’s a lot of reading,

Meh