A Bag And A Shirt

So now that we’ve successfully renamed the Fuko and solicited some fine design advice, there’s only one thing left to do: pop the champagne and play another round of post-birthday battle yachts! But before we go, we should probably clear some of this old Fuko merchandise out of our warehouse.

And we’re passing the savings onto you!

Now, we want to be very clear here: What you’re getting is a Fukobukuro Shirt and a Fukobukuro Bag. Like, just the bag. It will not have stuff in it. We reiterate: you are getting a shirt and a bag. That is it.

If you’re still at all confused by this, please consult the following FAQ:

Is this one of those things you sell where it might be junk but it also might be a TV?

No. You get a Fukobukuro Shirt and a Fukobukuro Bag.

In addition to the Fukobukuro Shirt and Fukobukuro Bag, what kinds of fun things can I expect?

Nothing. You get a Fukobukuro Shirt and a Fukobukuro Bag.

Didn’t you sell these on Monday?

No. That was the actual Fuko. This is not that. You get a Fukobukuro Shirt and a Fukobukuro Bag.

Is this whole “just a shirt and just a bag” thing a clever marketing ploy, and what we’re actually going to receive will be the full Fukobukuro?

No. You get a Fukobukuro Shirt and a Fukobukuro Bag.

Ah, I get it. I get a Fukobukuro Shirt and a Fukobukuro Bag. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

No. Seriously. There is no winking and no nudging. You get a Fukobukuro Shirt and a Fukobukuro Bag.

If you have any additional questions, please be sure to post them.