Letters from the Mehditor

We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.

TO: support@spotify.com
SUBJ: What

Smashmouth has been playing on repeat for six days and I can’t turn it off no matter what I try I think the app froze or something. It’s been stuck on that “I’m a Believer” cover from Shrek for like three hours.

I just wanted to say thank you this has been the best week of my life.

Walking on your son,

Meh

PS
Do you remember that Wendy’s commercial from the ‘80s? Did they say “Where’s the meat?” Or was it “Where’s the beef?” Any light you could shed on this would be much appreciated.