Fukobukuro 12: Morning Addition
- An unlucky bag of discards whose value, if any, is all in your head
- Difficult to get but it’s really kind of a “survivors envy the dead” situation
- If your house was a small suburban municipality and you wasted any of your budget on this, that guy from the local news would be chasing you from the city council meeting to your car
- Model: ROFLOLOL
Now with extra frustration!
Hey, it’s the Fukobukuro, that unlucky bag of random unwantable junk. Except for some reason you people want it. So hey, we’ve been doing this new thing where if something sells really fast at midnight, we hold some back to release at 8 AM Eastern time. We can’t guarantee how long they’ll last, but at 8:00:00 AM, something will be for sale here.
But you still probably won’t get one.
We also hold some of our hottest sellers back to release at 4 PM Eastern for the members of our Very Mediocre Person program, as a benefit of membership and a nod of thanks.
Chances are you’ll miss out on those too.
This time, we steeply raised the quantity of these way beyond what we’ve been offering in other recent fuko events, so more of you can get your hands on one.
So it’ll be extra galling when there still aren’t anywhere near enough for all of you.
Especially because, out of sheer perversity, we emailed everybody on our list yesterday. That’s always good for a spike in traffic. So even more of you will be here than usual, making it even more difficult to get your hands on a fuko.
Welcome, frustrated Meh fans!
And if, somehow, your luck holds through all that, and you somehow manage to place an order, you’re in store the greatest disappointment of all:
When you open the package.
