Fuko Captchas
3Does every Fuko buyer have to complete the fucking Captcha process of checking the “I am not a robot” box and then matching the difficult to distinguish photos? The photos are difficult on a PC let alone mobile. I know of a few times I only had the check the “I am not a robot” box. These Captcha photos are bustin’ by balls.
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Some just need to check the box, and if Google believes you it lets you through but if it doesn’t believe you it gives you the click on things test
Clearly, you are not human enough, and Google wasn’t sure.
/giphy are you human?
Captcha the captcha
/giphy captcha the flag
@f00l Do not like that gif. Wish to unsee.
@OldCatLady I think you can only blame yourself for seeing that.
That kid’s so adorablfhfgghc… WTF!!!
@OldCatLady
Oh shit, I didn’t look at what was on the flag
@Thumperchick, can you fix this?
@f00l i’m on it
@hollboll
Thx thx thx
Much better
@hollboll
As long as you’re paying attention:
I can’t load my profile page. Ok this is my own fault, and @OldCatLady’s.
I tried last night on multiple iOS and android phones using multiple programs.
The. I tried on a Chromebook. Then on Windows. FF and Chrome.
Crashed or locked every browser. Every time
Because of the page licking or crashing, I can never get to the FILTER button to set a few less choices to be viewable.
Halp!!! Can you set my profile filter to show nothing? Then I could try carefully adding in one thing at a time to see if it’s usable.
Is this possible?
PS I was doing all this fucking around last night at 11pm CT. So it’s Meh’s fault I didn’t get a fuko.
I spoze, therefore, you owe me one. Or I owe you one. Or something.
So HALP!!!
@f00l try going to my profile, set your filter preferences there, then check yours.
@Thumperchick
I did that w yours.
Limited to comments, replies, mentions. Made sure to save.
Still crash and burn when I try to do mine.
@f00l weird. I can get to yours no problem.
@Thumperchick
Does changing my view settings when I look at yours change my view settings when I look at mine?
What filters do you have checked?
If I may ask, what kind of computer or device, and which browser? Lots of tabs or only a few?
Thx.
Oh, btw:
Does viewing my profile possibly work for you because @PuppyCat helps with sweetness sprinkles and snot sprinkles?
@f00l I can’t load your profile page because you have a gazillion gifs on it.
@Barney
Am evil that way.
Will try to focus on higher incidence of purple items.
@f00l Good luck with the focus part.
@Barney
Thou knowest moi.
/image purple beauty
@f00l Aw, I love purple.
@f00l man, now i want to know what it is i cannot see on the flag
@Yoda_Daenerys
B/W
a cute little girl (likely pre-school age) was holding a mostly furled flag. If you looked at it for more than a nanosecond, you saw portions of a swastika on the edges of the flag. Pure Nazi. And quite disturbing.
@f00l using Chrome mobile on an android phone, only have comments added and topics created selected. That said, I cannot get to your profile now, through Chrome, on my laptop.
Also, even when I was ridiculously active, my damned profile page worked. My question to you is now:
/giphy what did you do
@Thumperchick
/giphy I was bad
@f00l I can’t get to your page right now. We’ll look into it.
@hollboll
/giphy thanks
I have a feeling that the captcha’s aren’t as impervious as Meh thinks they are.
@DrunkCat
It’s meh that is impervious.
@DrunkCat The captchas are definitely keeping some non-robots from buying.
Totally missed this because of Captcha…I have no clue how someone got past them any quicker then I did. Then again it made me get through 2 sets of pictures. ugh.
So frustrating. Pressed Buy at 12 am, 8 am, and 4 pm on the DOT. Processed the order within 10 seconds of it going live. Missed it 3 times because the captcha made me verify 4 different sets of images.
Is there a way to avoid these captchas or is this part of the “fun”?
I stay signed in and never have to verify on other orders.
Either way, happy that Meh has made the changes to hold some over 'til 8 and 4 for VMP. I was about to cancel my VMP the week they announced those changes because it had become so frustrating.
Sad I missed out, but good job, Meh. I like the new rules overall. Keep it up!
@goaliemelvin I’m sure there are other reasons that cause it to pop up with further verification, but from my use on this site and other sites, the normal causes for me are being in Incognito Mode (at work) and just doing too many CAPTCHAs in a short amount of time (like FUKOBUKURO 2: THE UNLUCKIER BAG).
@goaliemelvin everyone will get a captcha on fuko days.
@Ignorant Not everyone will have to verify images though. Many will just need to click the box once and that’s it.
@kyanostiger correct
@kyanostiger Except for April Fools day. Everybody had to suffer then, and I didn’t get one. Not that I’m still sore.
@OldCatLady Right, because you had to do too many in a short amount of time. The first few went by just fine for me, then it started throwing the challenges at me. I still got one though.
@Ignorant i only got the I am not a robot checkbox, then scored (at 8am ET)
@OldCatLady I didn’t have to do a bunch of captchas on April Fool’s. Just the one.
Pictures would have been nice, I got two long nonsense words on mobile, fuko was gone by the time I typed it right!
@Cirrius Try cut and paste.
@Stumpy91 You can’t cut and paste the Captcha words since they appear as an image.
@cinoclav You are talking about the several character images that spell possibly real words. I was talking about the captchas I saw for the April Fool’s Day Fuko that had a page of text that you had to cut and paste and then verify.
As old grandma Griselda always used to say, you can’t spell “Captcha” without “mustard.”
That’s why we put her in a home.
/giphy crazy grandma
The question is: does the captcha need to be completed AFTER the items go back on sale at 8:00 and 4:00 ET?
Because I can go to
https://meh.com/deals/fukobukuro-12-morning-addition/checkout
right now and it looks like a regular checkout screen that is oblivious to the fact the Fuko is already sold out.As such, I would venture to say that page loads somewhat statically (seeing as I can go to the checkout page for the Day Zero shirt, which sold on July 8th, 2014, here:
https://meh.com/deals/day-zero-t-shirt/checkout
).reCAPTCHAs function by generating a challenge and response token, and putting the response token into a hidden input element on the checkout page on success. That token is sent to Meh’s backend server with your order request, and Meh then verifies with Google that you succeeded in your quest to defeat the captcha.
The response google gives meh just says “yeah they did it, and here is the timestamp for doing it”. If Meh just verifies that the age of that timestamp is within a set range (say, within the last five minutes), you may be able to load the checkout page a minute or so before 8:00 or 4:00 ET (by going to the address directly, going to
https://meh.com/deals/mm-dd-20yy
, letting it redirect you, and adding /checkout to the end of the URL), do the captcha, wait until the front page shows the item is back on sale, and then click “Yes! Fine! Just buy it already!”. This would allow you to buy the fuko RIGHT after it goes back on sale, without doing the captcha during part of that time.On the other hand, if Meh verifies that the timestamp is AFTER the item goes back on sale AND within a set range, then this won’t work.
Or my understanding of how reCAPTCHA works is wrong.
Or I could just be terribly wrong.
@grum I’m pretty sure that after @shawn reads your post above, the CAPTCHA timestamp verification will be fixed if it isn’t already fixed.
But I too could be terribly wrong.
I keep javascript disabled in my browser because it mostly makes the Internet a nicer place to visit. (I add hostnames and/or entire domains as needed; while this is slightly annoying, it is much less annoying than even once having my computer scream, “YOU’VE WON!” into an otherwise silent room at 4 AM causing a dozing cat in my lap to catapult itself into a LEO and drawing a not insignificant amount of blood from my thighs.)
I mention the above, because since I’ve disabled javascript, I’ve not once gotten a CAPTCHA from Google that was more than the “I am not a robot” checkbox.
Note that I have [*.]meh.com and [*.]google.com on the “allowed to javascript” list, so I have no idea if anything I’ve said is related to anything else. Someone who has a clue about how all this shit works might be able to say something authoritative on this topic. Or maybe about mid-6th century BC poetry… I am even more clueless about that particular topic.
@baqui63 Can’t help you there, but feel free to opine on margraves and similar entities in 18th century Saxony, with details of the War of the Austrian Succession. I could use some clarification.
@OldCatLady no one expects a spanish inquisition!
@OldCatLady
Yeah I could use help w The War Of The Roses. I get the later parts of it well enuf kinda sorta, Henry V onwards. But who the fuck was John of Gaunt again? And which ones were sorta illegimate? And what about Margaret Beaufort again?
And how many of the nobles switched sides because either opportunistic or insulted? I have trouble keep track.
@Yoda_Daenerys Ha. Ha. Ha.
/giphy "spanish inquisition"
@f00l I rely heavily on novels. My knowledge of those people is based entirely on http://www.historicalnovels.info/Katherine.html, which I read at a very young age. Fortunately Anya Seton was a diligent researcher, because I went on to read most of her books.
@OldCatLady
Much thx for link.
Audible is having a Philippa Gregory historical Tudor novels audiobooks sale:
7 books, $4.95 each
Started today.
Sale ends September 18, 2016, at 11:59 PM PT (US).
http://www.audible.com/mt/GregoryAuthorSale/ref=a_hp_c2_2?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1MEA1RTM6N2XMFFQFYKC&pf_rd_m=A2ZO8JX97D5MN9&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=5000&pf_rd_p=2614748682&pf_rd_s=center-2
Also worth a read or listen:
The Daughter of Time
by Josephine Tey (Author), Robert Barnard (Introduction)
https://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Time-Josephine-Tey/dp/0684803860/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1474048413&sr=1-1&keywords=the+daughter+of+time
This is a modern (between the wars) mystery, in which a hospitalized and bored detective investigates the disappearance around 1483 of the Princes in the Tower - Edward V of England and his younger brother, Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York.
The trad villain is the hunchback Richard III (actually scoliosis); but there’s no clear proof of who did or ordered the deed, and Henry VII had plenty of reasons to want the guilt to be pinned on his predecessor.
Anyway, Shakespeare gave the villainous Richard III great lines, they found his bones under a car park and gave him a king’s grave, and he was the last English king to die in battle.
Tey’s research was excellent for that time, but, lots of modern research has come into play since. They’re still arguing.
Anyway, excellent light mystery with plenty of serious history in the mix, very well written.
An audiobook recording exists, but digital rights have not been sold in the US, so audible.com doesn’t have it. It exists on cd tho, and your local library could certainly get it thru inter library loan, if you like audiobooks. One minor prob w narration: one of the modern characters is American, and the narrator, the otherwise superb Derek Jacobi, did a terrible American accent for this book. I found that flaw easy to overlook.
For more:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princes_in_the_Tower
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_III_of_England
@f00l That book caused me to challenge the spiel of the Beefeater (Yeoman Warder) who was conducting our tour. He was talking about the two skeletons found under the stairs. I could have been more courteous.
@OldCatLady
Was the Beefeater doing the trad “Richard III: guilty guilty guilty” routine?
I spoze the Beefeaters can’t be blamed for their orientation training. Various societies of “Richardists” exist: heroically defending his innocence and promoting their own research. I personally rather like the “Henry VII: guilty” idea, since he was such a murderous total asshole in every possible way, and the boys had to be dead for him to claim the crown.
I truly love that there’s no answer and the arguing just goes on. And people get so passionate that I would not be entirely shocked if someone produced faked evidence.
Some of those “playas” are my relatives, according to Always-Right Grandmother. I should get to know them better. But then, she may have faked the evidence.
@OldCatLady @f00l I find this thread almost amazing.
@baqui63 Good, bad or hilarious?
@OldCatLady Not exactly good, but certainly not bad or hilarious. Just fascinating how a random comment (my 6th century BC poetry) can lead to something completely different.
/giphy fuko captcha
/giphy gotta captcha them all
i’m a robot and i beat the captcha
/giphy so yeah
I know I sound like a broken record… but…
you can practice here:
https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api2/demo
I know I sound like someone else’s broken record… but…
you can practice here:
https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api2/demo
@ELUNO
Thanks for the link.