Floor Police Cordless Motorized Mop for Tile and Wood Floors
Our Take
- The two heads spin at 100 rpm
- Spray on any cleaner and get to work!
- Super light, super maneuverable, and will last 90 minutes on a single charge
- Can it make a margarita: Maybe if you put all the components into a bathtub, you could use this thing to mix them, but we wouldn’t recommend
Your Take
Try To Resist It
Now, we could try to sell you this thing based on its merits.
We could mention that its two heads spin at 100 rpm. We could talk about how you can spray on any cleaner you like and get to work. We could tell you how light and maneuverable it is–meaning you can use it to clean the floor, the wall, the bathroom tile, whatever–or how it lasts 90 minutes on a single charge…
But why go through all that when we can instead convince you to buy this thing through HYPNOSIS!
Check it out:
You’re getting sleepy, very sleepy.
You’re feeling yourself drift to a different plane.
You’re moving your cursor to the buy button.
You’re going through the steps to purchase not one, not two, but three of these Floor Police mops.
And finally, to prove the hypnosis worked, you’re posting, “I love the Floor Police! It has the cleaning power I crave!” to the comments of this sale.
Now, when we snap our fingers, you’ll return to consciousness.
SNAP
Whoa, huh. That was weird. What happened?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
