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@haydesigner I too crave police power!

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@mikesmells Yes, I bought one last time it was for sale here. It’s a complete PoS - only worthy of a trash can. Extremely tiny cleaning surfaces and they rotate like once per second. A traditional spray map works much better.

@blab @mikesmells
“…they rotate like once per second”

Two motorized heads spin at 100 RPMs

That would make them spin at once per 0.60 seconds.

Your stop watch must be decrepit or your mop’s batteries have run down.

@blab @mikesmells @phendrick it is not great. Also the battery runs down really fast. So a roughly 1300 sqft space took like 5 hrs because of the need to recharge like 3 times. Threw it away and got a bissel model that was much better

@phendrick I think that comment was meant to be sarcastic. We need colored text options to convey emotion/intention in posts. Regulars that read each other usually know the spirit of the content, but even then it can be hard to tell.

@detailer The prevailing convention seems to be adding “/s” at the end of a sarcastic comment.

@detailer @SubGothius I think if you have to do that, the comment is too much of a reach.

@blab @mikesmells @phendrick 100RPM NO LOAD speed. Put it on the floor, and it’s going to be lucky to be hitting 60RPM.

@Kyeh Because they know the truth!!

@Kyeh They know the rest of the crap they send us.

@IndifferentDude

@toycardriver that’s a cheap trick even for the floor police…

@toycardriver sorry! I meant to say “I love the Floor Police! It has the cleaning power I crave!”

@Seeds It worked! Your order number is: laughing-stygian-bloodsucker

/image laughing stygian bloodsucker

@mediocrebot
/giphy laughing-stygian-bloodsucker

@hchavers Maybe it’s cuz we’re so foul-mouthed.

@hchavers @Kyeh Yeah, and don’t forget there’s a car trunk around here that hasn’t been cleaned out in a while.

@hchavers @Kyeh @xobzoo Just got a new hose to clean the hoes.

@MarkDaSpark
That makes two of you, evidently.

@MarkDaSpark It has electrolytes?

@phendrick Go to your room.

POPSOCKETS! ROAD ROCKETS! SONNY CROCKETT! AWESOME!

@awk

This looks like an awesome crack scratcher…

Fixed that for you.

PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!

@tweezak
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

@monkeydoc It has electrolytes?

@chryso >> Mr. Turntable has entered the chat

Dafuq you talkin’ 'bout?

@chryso @yakkoTDI find an old jukebox full of 45s pop a nickel in and it all comes back to me.

@hymond when did i say this?

@oasismirage Floor Police is fu’ tile and fu’ wood!

@macromeh @oasismirage What about fu’ linoleum?