Eveready Gold AA Alkaline Batteries (72-Pack)
- Finally, some batteries from a real battery brand: Eveready by Energizer (so kinda like two real battery brands)
- Just AAs this time, the Hardest-Working Battery in Show Business
- Eveready Gold batteries are appropriate for 50th anniversary gifts, first-place athletic awards, commemorating top-selling recordings, and paying tribute to Cortez
- Won’t expire until long into the cyberpunk future world of 2024 AD
- Model: A91BP-36
Sometimes generic is fine. Sometimes not.
Generic aspirin? Sure, it’s the same active ingredient. Generic potato chips? For you, whatever, eat what you dig. If company’s coming over, serve the name brand. Generic trash bags? It only takes one catastrophic rupture to make that 79 cents’ savings seem like a rip-off.
Well, we thought generics were in that they’ll-be-more-or-less-fine category. But when we see over 300 comments on a thread about a battery sale, we know either something very, very good has happened - or something very, very bad. The generics weren’t fine.
Hey, let’s not relive that all over again. Let’s just have a moment’s peace here with a battery brand we trust: Energizer. Oh, wait a minute: Eveready. No, no, hang on, it’s Eveready by Energizer. So two brands we trust. And they throw “Gold” in there, the commodity most trusted by investors, cable TV news viewers, and leprechauns. So they’re double-extra trusty. No reason for anyone to complain.
And that’s what we really need right now. Just some peace and quiet. We still believe the perfect generic AA battery is out there somewhere. But today, we’re spelling “DRAMA” without AA.
