Elk Haus Handheld Stainless Bidet Sprayer

Our Take

  • No-nonsense bidet that gets the job done with a minimum of fanfare.
  • Sophisticated stainless steel looks nice and feels great in your hand.
  • Cleans your parts, if you even have parts.
  • Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
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The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)

Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!

Elk Haus Handheld Stainless Bidet Sprayer

The pitch: Sleek, satisfying, elegant cleansing of your netherregions.

Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was HUMAN.)

Meh-rathon

What’s a Meh-rathon?

Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

Our Community →

  1. Elk Haus Handheld Stainless Bidet Sprayer
  2. Would you ever consider AI for companionship?
  3. It's a Meh-rathon
  4. Humanish Robotish Ink for Irks
  5. The forum topic generator for the items is not working at 30 minutes in.
  6. @dave says he is human
  7. [Meh vs. The Machine] Debate the Future of Humanity Here
  8. Join me for Female Fronted Friday
  9. Where’s the good stuff?
  10. Where is it in the forum?
  11. Took my money and ask me to pay again something wrong with ordering

So far today...

  • 183367 of you visited.
  • 36% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 162 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 21 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $245 total.
  • (including shipping)

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How many are you buying?