DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment

  • Stupid name
  • Functional butthole cleaning power
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s over here!
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The Warmth is Waning: A Meh-rathon

How to make the most of the last few warm days with a DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment:

  1. Bring your famous prune pudding to the picnic to serve as dessert.
  2. Eat it with no fear of the mess that might come later.

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