DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment
Our Take
- Not a plumber? Not a problem! This thing is easy to install
- The control panel is intuitive and simple
- Cleans and refreshes your undercarriage with its self-cleaning nozzle
- Can it make a margarita: No, but it can help clean up if you got a case of gut rot following bit too much guac
2024: Year Of The Clean Ass
Happy New Year, everyone!
Now, let us be clear; we are offering you an olive branch here.
All you need to do is wake up this morning, on the first day of 2024, and say to yourself: “My New Year’s Resolution is to take better care of my butthole.”
Then, you hit the buy button, and boom! You did it! Resolution cleared! You’re in the money, so to speak!
For those of you who are still skeptical, here’s a quick rundown of what you need to know.
Yes, this was created by the company that does ‘Dude Wipes.’
Yes, they made a thing that subverts both words in their signature product’s title–that it be something specifically for dudes, and that it be something that can’wipe’–and they decided to move forward with this stupid product name anyway.
Hence why we have it on our site, a veritable island of misfit toys.
But here’s the deal. This thing is:
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Easy to install;
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Easy to use, thanks to an intuitive control panel;
And…
- Refreshing and hygienic, with a self-cleaning nozzle that’ll really get in there and make the best of a bad situation.
In other words: no toilet paper, no problem.
So get one, and resolve to make 2024 the year of anal cleanliness without paying out the ass!
