Dayton Quiet Portable Gas Torpedo Heater
Our Take
- Super hot
- Super quiet
- Super gassy
- Just like me!
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a Dayton Quiet Portable Gas Torpedo Heater as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “I know it’s a little late, but someone as hot as you deserves something truly hot as a gift.”
What it actually says: “I forgot Valentine’s Day and I forgot to get the heat fixed. This fixes both of those things! Poorly!”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
