Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun

  • Sometimes you need a general massage to ease existential pain
  • Other times, you need targeted massaging
  • That’s what this is for
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s over here!
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The Cold is Coming: a Meh-rathon

How to prepare for the cold days ahead with a Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun:

  1. Just buy it.
  2. Then, when you slip on the ice and fall–or worse, catch yourself, pulling six muscles in the process–you can give yourself a massage.

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