Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun
Our Take
- Multiple speed settings and massage heads for targeted relief.
- Cordless, rechargeable, and impressively quiet.
- Unlike human hands, this one doesn’t get tired or complain.
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun
The pitch: Who needs a spa day when you’ve got this thing hammering stress out of your shoulders like it’s late on rent? Deep tissue relief, minus the awkward small talk and cucumber water.
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was HUMAN.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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