Cuisinart Custom Select™ 4-Slice Stainless Steel Toaster

  • Toast four bagels at once! Four!
  • Well, two. Because there are two halves to each bagel.
  • Still better than the usual
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Trick-or-Treat: a Meh-rathon

You go to a house where a man hands you a homemade candy bar. What’s in it, you ask. “Chocolate, peanuts, caramel, and a little secret ingredient,” he says. You take a bite and feel something sharp. You pull a tiny salmon bone from your mouth. “That’s it,” the man says with a smile, “that’s the secret ingredient.”

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