





Cuisinart Custom Select™ 4-Slice Stainless Steel Toaster
- Toast four bagels at once! Four!
- Well, two. Because there are two halves to each bagel.
- Still better than the usual

Trick-or-Treat: a Meh-rathon
You go to a house where a man hands you a homemade candy bar. What’s in it, you ask. “Chocolate, peanuts, caramel, and a little secret ingredient,” he says. You take a bite and feel something sharp. You pull a tiny salmon bone from your mouth. “That’s it,” the man says with a smile, “that’s the secret ingredient.”