Crane HEPA Air Purifier with Replacement Filter
- Replacement filter is included! This is a big deal. Buying those can be super annoying, but we’re way ahead of you.
- Genuine HEPA filtration. That means it super duper works.
- 4 speed settings including sleep mode, and 3 optional timer settings
- What else can I do with my precious internet minutes right now? Glad you asked…
(Our Forum Is) A Breath of Fresh Air
Oh look.
It’s you.
Just another in a chorus of deal hustlers eager to find an answer to the endlessly repeating question—What is meh today?
But do you ever bother to ask how is Meh today?
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Didn’t think so.
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Except we’re fine, to be honest. It would just be nice if you checked in a little more often. That’s all we’re trying to express here.
Today’s deal is for an air purifier with genuine HEPA filtration, which is basically like buying a literal breath of fresh air. And that’s important. The air does be gross sometimes.
But this isn’t the only thing that’s a breath of fresh air. Because there’s also our forum.
The forum is a breath of metaphorical fresh air as compared to the endlessly toxic cesspool that is the rest of the internet. And just like today’s Crane HEPA filter will filter out the disgusting and unhelpful nonsense floating around in the air of your house, a visit to the forum does the same thing, except for internet trolls and generalized online nonsense.
Nobody’s there to shill crypto or boast about their blue checkmark. You’ll find zero LinkedIn-style inspirational stories about how through discipline and intensive self-reflection you can become the best version of a mid-level manager at a semi-national auto insurance company. The jokes are pure, the camaraderie is real, and the A.I. features are reserved exclusively for nonsense visual gags and not at all for twisting the outcomes of upcoming elections.
It’s a good place to be, is what we’re saying.
So if you haven’t checked out the forum, check out the forum. If you’ve checked it out but don’t usually comment, come say hello. And if you say hello all the damn time because you basically live there, well…we love you most of all. Keep at it.
Just to recap, there are a couple of takeaways here. Buying this air purifier with the really good filtration plus the included replacement filter is super high on that list. Your lungs will thank you and we can keep the lights on at the office. That’s what’s known as a win/win.
But beyond that, we’d really like you to come wander around in the forums and let us know what you think about stuff. There’s some fun content in the pipeline and we’ll be sure to make it worth your while to keep coming back for more.
If you’ve missed all the links we sprinkled through here: BOOM.