Cook's Essentials 15-Bar Pump Espresso Maker with Frother

  • Espresso: coffee that likes little cups
  • Make cappuccinos with the brother
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s over here!
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The Cold is Coming: a Meh-rathon

How to prepare for the cold days ahead with a Cook’s Essentials 15-Bar Pump Espresso Maker with Frother:

  1. Buy this machine.
  2. Make it your goal to get really good at latte art.
  3. Here, go ahead and try to do a test run.
  4. No, go ahead! Try something simple, like a heart or something or maybe a–
  5. Dear god, it’s the spitting image of my father!
  6. This looks like the last photo taken of him before his disappearance.
  7. Only, that photo is torn in half.
  8. Here in this latte art, I see the full image: him shaking hands with a mysterious figure.
  9. No, it can’t be! My father? With the evil, Doctor MalDeran?
  10. Quick, to the tree house. We’ve got our first lead in years, Mystery Squad!

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