Contigo Kids Runabout Autoseal Bottles (2-Pack)
- “Kids” means “bright colors and smallish”
- Otherwise it’s just a Contigo Autoseal water bottle: one-handed, spill-proof, etc.
- Not insulated
- When the hell did everybody start carrying water bottles everywhere all the time?
Spill prevention: a lifelong battle.
It’s disgusting the way our society coddles the younger generation. Their own TV networks. Their own preschools. Their own special extra-safe seats in cars. And now their own Contigo Kids Autoseal water bottles.
I guess the idea is that they’re for kids who have graduated beyond bottles and sippy cups but still need help not spilling. Hence the drip-free, one-handed Autoseal operation and the grippable shape.
I’m sorry, did all liquid agree to just stay in my cup after my 21st birthday? Don’t I need help not spilling, too? Especially vodka. That stuff is so spilly, for some reason.
Fortunately, there’s nothing stopping me, or you, from reclaiming these Contigo “Kids” bottles for our own. They’re a little smaller than most adult bottles, but I don’t necessarily need a Big Gulp every time I get in the car.
Then we can finally start coddling the generation who really deserves it: us adults, because we’re bigger and stronger. It wouldn’t hurt the spoiled little monsters to go without, for a change. My parents never considered my feelings at all, and look how great I turned out.
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